Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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Women's rights.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Anti Joke

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