knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Anti Joke

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