Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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