- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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