Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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