A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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binladin walks into the american seals

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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