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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

someone called someone else a frog

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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