- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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