- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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