So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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