- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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