- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

nothing

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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