Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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