- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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