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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why can't february march Because april may

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Knock Knock.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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