- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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