Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

My cat just died.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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