How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

kieran is a homosexual

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