- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

kill yourself....with a cigarette

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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