- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Knock, Knock Who's There

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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