why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Anti Joke

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