What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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