What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What's 9 + 10 19

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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