Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

homosexuals are gay

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

thumb_up thumb_down +19

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops