- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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