roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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