guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

Women's rights

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Anti Joke

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