kill yourself....with a cigarette

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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