- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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