- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

What's white and black? Color blind.

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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