What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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tea with milk?

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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A black person dies.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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