- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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