- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Your face is hilarious.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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