I have cancer. And you're next.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Anti Joke

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