- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What's 2+2? Fish

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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