What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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I work at jcpenny

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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A sober Irish individual.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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