It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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