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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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