- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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