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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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