Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Your Mom The End.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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