- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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