Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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woman's rights

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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