A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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