- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

No it doesnt..

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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