What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Apple juice.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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