- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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