- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Nick Cannon

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Kevin and Ramin

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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