roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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