What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Daniel is a fag

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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