- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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