- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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