- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

binladin walks into the american seals

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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