- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

I dont have a girlfriend

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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