Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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