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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Yo Mama just died.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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