Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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