what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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