- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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