Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

thomas!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Obama walks into a hospital....

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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