Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Tucker Rivera

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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