- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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