A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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