When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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