Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What's red and has wheels? A red car

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

irish man drinking john smiths

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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