- Anti Joke

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What is life? Paul.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!