How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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