what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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