- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

there once was a frog with no leggs

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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